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In neither taste nor precision is any man's practice a court of last appeal, for writers all, both great and small, are habitual sinners against the light; and their accuser is cheerfully aware that his own work will supply (as in making this book it has supplied) many 'awful examples'—his later work
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Muphry's Law also dictates that, if a mistake is as plain as the nose on your face, everyone can see it but you. Your readers will always notice errors in a title, in headings, in the first paragraph of anything, and in the top lines of a new page. These are the very places where authors, editors and
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Further variations state that flaws in a printed ("Clark's document law") or published work ("Barker's proof") will only be discovered after it is printed and not during proofreading, and flaws such as spelling errors in a sent email will be discovered by the sender only during rereading from the
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credited editor Joseph A. Umhoefer with the adage, "Articles on writing are themselves badly written", and quoted a correspondent who observed that Umhoefer "was probably the first to phrase it so publicly; however, many others must have thought of it long ago." An even earlier reference to the
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less abundantly, he hopes, than his earlier. He nevertheless believes that this does not disqualify him for showing by other instances than his own how not to write. The infallible teacher is still in the forest primeval, throwing seeds to the white blackbirds.
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Erin McKean described what she calls McKean's Law: "Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error."
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Bangsund's formulation was not the first to express the general sentiment that editorial criticism or advice usually contains writing errors of its own. In 1989,
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The iron law of nitpicking: "You are never more likely to make a grammatical error than when correcting someone else's grammar." Coined by blogger Zeno.
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retaliation: "Any article or statement about correct grammar, punctuation, or spelling is bound to contain at least one eror [
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of the Society of Editors (Victoria) in Australia identified Muphry's law as "the editorial application of the better-known
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hand-wrote a letter of condolence to a mother whose son had died in Afghanistan, in which he misspelled the man's surname.
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Umhoefer's or Umhöfer's rule: "Articles on writing are themselves badly written." Named after editor Joseph A. Umhoefer.
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Names for variations on the principle have also been coined, usually in the context of online communication, including:
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of spelling and/or grammar will have spelling and/or grammatical errors." Named after Andrew Bell, a contributor to
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correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself." Named after Skitt, a contributor to
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being on sale in Mexico, assuming that "pastries" had been intended and being familiar only with the word "
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idea, though not phrased as an adage, appears in a 1909 book on writing by
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Murphy's Law: Lawyers: Wronging the Rights in the Legal Profession!
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described learning of the existence of Muphry's law in the "
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Write It Right: A Little Blacklist of Literary Faults
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Index

Murphy's law
adage
editing
proofreading
Murphy's law
post
alt.usage.english
Usenet
prescriptivist
sic
McKean
Erin McKean
Flames
alt.sex
John Bangsund
Murphy's law
Paul Dickson
Ambrose Bierce
Stephen J. Dubner
Freakonomics
The New York Times
The Economist
typo
Cornish pasties
pasties
Gordon Brown
The Sun
tabloid newspaper
Fumblerules
Hoist with his own petard

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