User:Cogsan/suspiciously stagnant laundry list

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5/24/23 progress report: i found articles that are almost completely useless. one is br*zilian banter about nothing (not what i learned that godawful language for, but most of what i get out of it), one is about 2/3 of schaffrillas productions dying in a car crash (which is a schaffrillas thing, not

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see which memes the channel is crediting for popularizing or significantly contributing to. the ones i'll be looking for for reference are the bean, the nutshack's theme, snow halation, yankin', raft ride (really not expecting much from this one because it's recent, but it's funny), the entirety of

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a few hours after that last update update: i changed it. high% sure i missed something or got something wrong, but that would require help from a british person that isn't from a touhou server, because the one guy i know hates british english with a

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4/24/24 update: a lot of it doesn't seem to be copied from bulbapedia or the pokédex, but it is easily the least informative one thus far. people coming for info on the games won't give a shit about the fact that may had every pokémon probably

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the amount of things that i want to look into and can name from the top of my head is comparable in mass and intensity to my interest for the gen 2 games, which is to say i may fall asleep for an entire month before actually getting into it

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6/23/23 update: i found recipes, one discord user raving on about how good it is, claiming that "if batman was a meal he'd be this", and news about a rapper who coincidentally shares this name. i don't think that makes it very

247:- hey wait is the article supposed to be written in american or british english? i've been seeing mostly british, but there are some burgerlandian words too. in case of doubt, i'll assume teakistan 487:

a few hours later update: british. it's bri'ish. brittish. the correct option, per retain, is britainish. that's the option that's to be used. and i bet so much into brazilian english (っ °Д °;)っ

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the fact that no one seems to agree on a name for the fully robot trio (of 5), or if it includes regigigas, and the fact that the commonly accepted answer to this is "it's all of them, at once"

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a few minutes later (which, since that edit took forever, means i was making incoherent rants here and in the teahouse during it) update: some things have been done, but not enough things yet

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remember to find that one article that mentioned that finneon and lumineon were considered the most forgettable pokémon probably ever despite the existence of krabby, goldeen, and ledian

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11/5/23 update: trimmed the article down a good bit, added cn tags, removed one of the cn tags, looked for some sources, suggested them in the talk page, i hated most of that

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WHAT IS THIS HERESY!? EVERYTHING IS ALL OVER THE PLACE! THE ENTRY FOR MR. MIME IS PHRASED TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST AND MAKES HUMANS OUT OF THIN AIR!

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HOW DID ANYONE LET THIS SLIDE? IT GOES OUT OF ITS WAY TO GET THE TERMINOLOGY WRONG, EXCEPT FOR WHERE IT DOESN'T, SO THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO WRITE BUT

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4/24/24 update: the edits to the gen 1 and 2 lists constantly removed ~2k characters, while those are adding like 200 per edit, so... i guess i finally did it?

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the modern discovery of the age old correlation between "good pokémon design" and "good furry bait" being specifically associated with zoroark for some reason

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ytp), one about people falling on dog shit, and a whole d*ng lot more meaningless shit. i'm gonna have to get a bit more specific with what i want to find

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see if specific types of poops, otomads, and ytpmvs are talked about. the best things i can think of would be collabs like the still ongoing mcroll ones

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make redirects for the rest of the hisuian pokémon. for that matter, check if there are any missing redirects for the mega, gmax, and galarian pokémon

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argue that it should be in murican english (totally because i think it's more notable in the us, and not because i don't like british english)

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necrozma bleeding to death 24/7, causing something else to bleed to death 24/7, or being explicitly described as "going" to destroy the world

800:: see if any individual characters are worthy of standalone articles yet (not betting on it, but peppino would be a no brainer) 665:

misconceptions about luvdisc evolving into alomomola (with the same dumb logic that said venonat should evolve into butterfree)

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the fact that despite what its entries may try to make it seem like, vigoroth has a constant heart rate of 10 beats per minute

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figure out if the examples under "intent to decieve" are supposed to be in mockbuster > film order or the other way around

806:: see if anything from dathings is worth mentioning (24601 releases a sammich on parole seems like the most likely option) 611:

see if any of the "rebornverse" fangames (reborn, rejuvenation, and desolation) have any coverage (only betting on rejuv)

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find sources about the goddamn war crimes that are the gen 8 fossils and how their pokédex entries are made-up bullshit

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2/7/24: some sources were actually removed in my edits, mostly because the pokémon already had articles of their own. eh

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find info on br*zilian rice cakes. for those of you not cursed with the knowledge, they're known as "bolinhos de arroz"

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uhhhh whenever i did that update: yeah i guess it's done woohoo now i never have to remember that gen 2 exists anymore

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really look into its connection with hypnospace outlaw, and address the necessary (this goes the other way around for

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8/3/23: i made some last week. it was really really good. i remembered to take a picture. the picture was shit. shit

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12/5/23 update: that's in the process of being reviewed. the pieces are starting to fall together >:3c

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7/17/23 progress report: what is going on in the talk page, is it really that hard to see a capital p?

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7/6/23 update: i made one just last week. it was really really good. i forgot to take a picture. shit

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figure out which flavor of english the article is supposed to use, or arbitrarily decide on murican

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confirm this thing i saw once about the track having been referenced by siiva's hotline miami rips

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12/19/23 update: done, after 2 instances of my pc almost going boom and one minor spelling mistake

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figure out if explaining that this one character looks like merida twice is intentional or not

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see if the soundtrack is talked about. hakita is a huge fucking nerd about music, and it shows

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figure out what flavor of english this is supposed to be in (please don't be crumpet english)

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act as if every typo not quoting the game or the devs is intentional, but correct it anyway

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whenever progress report: nothing i wanted to try worked. standard templates it is (T_T)

784:: see if gianni "they should worship me to this" matragrano is worthy of an article yet 524: 183: 136:

find and hopefully fix the broken english present in a handful of them for some reason

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modern discourse about its comparatively uninspired designs (give or take diglett)

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i outed myself as being from a country i previously insisted was not real, whoops

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fill the thing with citation needed tags until i find out where to put citations

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find that one article about the fact that reshiram specifically makes no sense

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yveltal's range of death being unclear, but implied to be the entire universe

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add info on glimmet, the dildo it evolves into, veluza, and the frigibax line

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remove a bunch of weirdass gamer slang that's in the list for whatever reason

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find out to what extent the mods that aren't the sex update are talked about

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add entries for suspiciously clarinet-shaped neck dialga and flaccid palkia

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