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45:...The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated aluminite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-bovoid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the "up" end of the grammeters... 73: 65: 116:. It quoted from the previous sources and was inserted into the General Electric Handbook. The turbo encabulator data sheet had the same format as the other pages in the G.E. Handbook. The engineers added "Shure Stat" in "Technical Features", which was peculiar only to the Instrument Department, and included the first known graphic representation of a "manufactured" turbo encabulator using parts made at the Instrument Department. 104:," and plaintive queries like: "Is this good?" Wrote one bemused U.S. Navyman: "It'sh poshible." To some the turbo-encabulator sounded as though it would be a "wonderful machine for changing baby's diapers." A reader from Hoboken assumed that it would be on sale soon in Manhattan department stores. Many of you wrote in to thank us for illuminating what you have long wanted to tell your scientist friends." 119:
Circa 1977, Bud Haggart, an actor who appeared in many industrial training films in and around Detroit, performed in the first film realization of the description and operation of the turbo encabulator, using a truncated script adapted from Quick's article. Haggart convinced director Dave Rondot and
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If the sackful of mail we have received from you is any indication, the story of "The Turbo-Encabulator in Industry" struck many a responsive chord. Aside from those of you who wanted to be reassured that TIME hadn't been taken in, we received the customary complaints about using too much technical
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from W. E. Habig of Madison, N.J. asking "What is a 'dingle arm'?”, the editors described it as "An adjunct to the turbo-encabulator, employed whenever a barescent skor motion is required." A month later a response to reader mail on the feature appeared in the June 3, 1946 issue:
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magazine. Part of Salwen's job was to review technical manuscripts, including an Arthur D. Little Industrial Bulletin which had reprinted Quick's piece, and he was amused enough by it to include the description in his article.
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jargon for the layman, observations such as "My husband says it sounds like a new motor; I say it sounds like a dictionary that has been struck by lightning"; suggestions that it "might have come out of the mouth of
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An early popular American reference to the turbo encabulator appeared in an article by New York lawyer Bernard Salwen in the April 15, 1946, issue of
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In 2022, Mike Kraft returned to narrate another video describing the "SANS ICS HyperEncabulator", making many references to previous versions.
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in 1944. Technical documentation has been written for the non-existent machine, and there are a number of parody marketing videos.
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Planning and Executing Credible Experiments: A Guidebook for Engineering, Science, Industrial Processes, Agriculture, and Business
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Another version was done by Mike Kraft, who had previously worked with Bud Haggart and known as the "retro encabulator" using an
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Teaching and the Internet: The Application of Web Apps, Networking, and Online Tech for Chemistry Education
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description that became a famous in-joke among engineers after it was published by the British
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in the fields of science and engineering. The term has also been used as a classic example of
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The term, in both textual and video format, has continued to appear in newer media.
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Clough, Michael P.; Olson, Joanne K.; Niederhauser, Dale S. (September 3, 2013).
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The turbo encabulator has become a humorous example of obfuscation by excessive
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John Hellins Quick, 2nd paragraph of "The turbo-encabulator in industry",
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Copy, with errors, of original article, prepared by Arthur D. Little
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In 1962 a turbo encabulator data sheet was created by engineers at
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The Nature of Technology: Implications for Learning and Teaching
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Page 2 of a 1962 description of a turbo encabulator "made" by GE
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Page 1 of a 1962 description of a turbo encabulator "made" by GE
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project training film to realize the turbo encabulator spot.
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Quick, John H. (1944). "The turbo-encabulator in industry".
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In response to a letter printed in the May 6 issue of
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the film crew to stay after the filming of an actual
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Moffat, Robert J.; Henk, Roy W. (February 2, 2021).
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electromechanical
technobabble
Institution of Electrical Engineers
Students' Quarterly Journal


Time
Danny Kaye
General Electric
West Lynn, Massachusetts
GMC Trucks
Allen-Bradley
motor control center
Rockwell Automation
eBaum’s World
jargon
technobabble
Blinkenlights
Interocitor
Thiotimoline
Unobtainium
Write-only memory (joke)
Widget (economics)
Students' Quarterly Journal
doi
10.1049/sqj.1944.0033


"For Nofer Trunnions"
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