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Captain informs him that Woody will be following him around for a few days; he tells Bernard that he's as good an actor as Woodson. Damon helps the Captain convince Bernard to be her partner in a ballroom dance competition. Damon does his best to educate Woody, who's being a royal pain, that police work is serious business. But when Woody violates police procedure and screws up the bust at the antique shop, the press are on hand to see Woody drag Damon out of the shop and report that Woody saved the day. Damon's furious, but Woody manages to win him over by offering to get him a job on his TV series. And when Bernard convinces the Captain that she should stop trying to lead, they easily win the dance competition.
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Bernard pumped up and sends him off to demand the job. Damon goes to get his physical, but when it's time for the prostate exam, he's gone. Bernard reports back to Damon that he demanded the promotion and was fired as a result; now Bernard's in despair that he threw away the best job he ever had. So Damon shows up at Bernard's office claiming to be Bernard's replacement sent by the head office; he suggests that they plan a series of break-ins at the homes they've been hired to protect. Bernard's boss is horrified and offers to re-hire Bernard immediately so he can throw Damon out. Bernard says he'll only throw him out if he gets the promotion, and his boss gives in. And Damon bites the bullet and takes the prostate exam.
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Bernard along. During dinner Tracy tells Bernard, who's been making a point of showing her his sensitive side, that she wishes she had a man like him; Damon says that's ridiculous, but Tracy says that Damon has no idea what women want. Damon tells her that when men do what women say they want, the women tell their girlfriends that the guy's too soft. Tracy disagrees and says that Damon's a caveman. Damon says that women try to bring out another side in men, but there is no other side. What you see is what you get. But a couple of nights later Damon admits to Tracy he may have been overstating it a bit.
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parking garage in their ongoing attempt to vindicate her in the case of the missing gambling bust money. Billy helps Damon and Bernard as they try to scam Sammy, but they're unsuccessful and this time Sammy manages to relieve Bernard of his watch. Damon and the Captain have staked out a street fair where they observe money changing hands between a judge and the deputy chief of police; they step in and make an arrest, and the Captain's name is finally cleared. And Damon and Bernard get the rent money back by running a lottery ticket scam on Sammy.
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